Sandra Lee Exposed!!!
Cool Whip Crown - Made from hardened Cool Whip
Cool Whip Paint - Cool Whip plastered walls
Sagging Tits - Apparently, she has pet names for her tits, which are: Ringo (right) and Chi Chi Rodriguez (left)
Glass eye - She thinks this is a compass
Anorexia - Exposed or visible bones
Botox Damage - She can no longer frown as a result of taking the plunge
Neck Waddle - This is Lee's official G-Spot
Donkey Ears - She believes these act as a telephone system
Shit Stain - It's so close to her nose because she likes to smell it
Bathroom towel - She thought it would make a good window curtain
Adam's Apple - Proof that Lee may very well be a man underneath it all
Kiss Marks - Lee was so drunk that she began kissing the wall because she thought it was another person. How vain!
Dog Turd - Lee pointed out one of her favorite snacks, which she believed were Hershey's kisses.
Tablecloth - The dress is a used tablecloth
Bedspread - This is her supero cape
Cotton candy - She couldn't afford pillow fluff, so she used Cotton candy instead
Butterscotch wrappers - Apparently, she thought these sparkled better than sequins.
Genie Bottle - Lee believes this is her second home in Los Angeles
Urine Stain - I guess she had an accident?
Fake Leather Bag - This was purchased at a Dollar General in La Crosse, WI
Cockroach - These can also be found in her laundry hamper
I contacted Ms. Lee about this photo after emailing it to her. Her response was: "That's not me, that's Daryl Hannah." To further the lies, she said: "That is my twin sister, Daryl Hannah, not me."
Oh, Sandy - You've been exposed. Deal with it!